Kaiser: So you have sleep apnea. Me: Ok, can I get a machine? Kaiser: Sure! BTW we won't cover any of it.

"kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

The boys are back in town.

S/o to that vendor that had the fruit smoothie this weekend. I had like 4 of em.

This weekend was the perfect example of home. I saw the homies from NOVA, Baltimore, Southern CA, and PDX. Every area that has played a major part in shaping the person I am today.

“I’m not a nazi but *seig heil* teehee” get fucked mouth breather . I’m sure “88 is just your favorite number”

Client advocate by day, amateur bowler by night. The duality of man.

30 bands, still over by 10. That’s the 777 promise.

🪑 🏴‍☠️

Woah mamma they put me in tha orb

Saw this next to my apartment today. If someone was plotting my demise, they know how to get me to show up

Stout 2025. That is all.

Dead & Dreaming in CA. That’s it.

Alex Ovechkin scores his first goal of the season and the 854th of his career to extend Washington's lead to 3-1. Ovechkin now sits 41 goals shy of passing Wayne Gretzky (894g) for first on the NHL’s all-time goals list.

ALMOST TIME FOR ANNUAL GRANDMA DAY

being straight edge rules. retweet if you’re straight edge. this is the straight edge signal.

In: Straight Edge Unions Harm Reduction Out: Everything else

ALEX OVECHKIN IS NOW THE NHL'S ALL-TIME GOALS LEADER!!! 🤩🤩🤩 HE PASSES WAYNE GRETZKY WITH CAREER GOAL NO. 895! #Gr8ness

Still not dead. Sorry to disappoint.

2 years later. Carrying almost a 200 average. Badass.