I don't spose Rishi intended to buy fast fashion, but that dry clean only suit will never be worn again.

HIRE HER

Hamas leader, Ismail Haniyeh, is all smiles today at Ebrahim Raisi’s funeral in Tehran.

I think Boxing Day would be nice for this. Go on your Big Walk (to the polling station), settle in for a night’s telly as the fallen soldiers of the Culture Wars die in battle, eat roast potatoes.

Can't believe that New Yorker piece failed to mention that the biggest killer in Britain is the daily eating of breakfast pie.

A bit unfair ...

Shakeel Eddie Robson I used to really admire Johann Hari, so much so that I sent him a blog piece I’d written about AV in advance of the referendum. The next week he published a piece that almost directly echoed mine. I jokingly tweeted him about the similarity, and he blocked me.

Now would be a really good time for Netanyahu to have a heart attack and let someone else get this across the line. Not that Likud is exactly teeming with candidates.

This new Dua Lipa album sounds like Christmas at the Arndale Centre

Fun tho

All we need now, before going to bed happy, is for someone to leak the truth about Susan Hall and Count Binface.

London definitely closer than expected - I opened my door and it was right there

I see so few men in politics chat land ever mention Sadiq Khan’s policy of free school meals for all primary kids. It’s absolutely huge as far as I’m concerned. Is it disregarded as domestic / feminine?

Aaahhh that Friday feeling when your hometown York and North Yorkshire vote a Labour mayor into the PM’s constituency. Quick, everyone round to Rishi’s pool for some levelling up.

Man on his fourth wife, six kids in more than one country, lectures on sexual morality, reveals fixation with the word normal, is probably hiding something else under that hat.

Last night my dog got busted taking a cat poo out of the litter tray and relocating it to the living room carpet and let me just say a LOT of things are now making sense. Got to commend the lad on his long game here.