Y'know what fuck it if I did the end I may as well do the beginning too

Y’know it feels weird seeing people that are fully decked out play like gregfps whenever they’re set up But on the otherhand

“In order to unlock this attachment, you must reach level 40 on this weapon that goes up to level 39” Absolute fuckin’ masterclass unlock right here.

"Jarvis I'm fucking dogshit at the game and the guns I'm using are ass because we fucked up the recoil give me the current free win loadout that can beam past 30 meters" - Random MWII Dev Circa 2022/2023

“Alright Weaver and Fishing Guy That’s Also A Serial Killer, Now that you got your stupid Garglefex upgrade from killing Panos, you’re gonna save my family right?” -Richtofen “We also killed Blanchard too, Cause I thought It’d be Funny.” -Fishing Guy That’s Also A Serial Killer

"I LOOOOOVE starting fights with people for no reason. but I can't start too many because I gotta use more than just genai slop at some point. but it's SOOO good"

Wonderbar is genuinely the worst gobblegum I've personally had the displeasure of using, I used up 15 alongside Respin Cycle's and not once did I get any other WW besides the Ray Gun. I'd rather trade them in for fucking Arsenal Accelerator's since they at least have a use.

Well looks like I just gotta beat sam a couple more dozen times. Can't let second place catch up

jacking off rn because of how the little bit of bo7 zombies we get is kinda nice

Me omw to get boned by an uberklaus at a McDonalds.

She's carrying all that Bo3 on her. God damn.

alright this should definitely hold me over for awhile

Alright this should definitely do it.

I am tired as fuck and I haven't slept in over 36 hours and it probably shows.

The Project Janus guards in Terminus do not have their own player death animation that plays if you somehow died to them, it instead just uses a generic zombie death animation.