I leave my cart in the middle of the parking lot every time I go shopping. It hilarious and I will never put my cart away

Went to pack up my guitar for tonight and found my son had been stashing his poop in there

Now this is cinema

One of the nice things about having tiny manlet hands is that guns feel big in my hand and I like that 😮‍💨

What is your favorite big hand gun?

The children: yearn for the mines

The women: yearn to be stay home wives

The niggas:

In the event of SHTF I am going to eat my children, then my wife, then my dogs, then anhero. Whoever finds my body can dig the hole

Reliving my teen years

Remind California and New York that inbreds and alcoholics are beating their ass

Stumbled across this gem by Polenar Tactical this morning. LMAO!!!

I had to take the shot to feed my family and now my DICK only gets HARD when I see MALE SCROTUMS

how over is it for me

I’m certified normal compared to the rest of gun twt

“I like em yung enough that you need to ask for ID to be sure”

Did another free tech job for an enemy

Gonna need some proof on that one

They want us to give up the things we have that work so badly for spyware subscription shit and forced obsolescence.

Yeah sure, let me get rid of my functioning permanent 8 year old office suite so I can pay $100 per year for the same thing lol

Fire every teacher that won’t take firearm training

Waco 2.0 is gonna be wild

I’m never allowed to pee until after I poop

i have discovered a new turing test

I stg if you fail verification this time…