Fuck you Dallas Mavericks

I really feel like a huge part of me just died

Nico Harrison count your days

Dallas just lost the face of the city.

#MFFL

sitting at work today like

Everywhere I go, I see his face

my NFL if u even care

Everything reminds me of him

Mavs get their white star player to replace their white star player who replaced their white star.

Your email will never fucking find me

how i'm sleeping tonight #SWAG

calling in fat to work

I used to pray for times like these

Never wrong just early

a turkey sandwich can be a friend, a sister, a light at the end of the tunnel, a first sip of beer after a long day’s work….

i loooove dropping a "but that's neither here nor there" in casual conversation because it's like where tf is it then omg

Cats be like: yup i'll come and eat my dinner I just gotta rip the shit out of this couch real quick

my mom texted me and said “did you know one direction auditioned separately and we’re put together on the show?” girl i know their blood types