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every beautiful woman with acne scars is my sister

I walked past jpegmafia once and he was wearing platform boots and he still only went up to my shoulder

When I was 12 years old, a cashier at the Dollar Tree told me, “money is the root of all evil” as she rang up my candy. From the lines on her face I knew she was speaking hard truth. She and the Buddha are the reason I don’t worry about my bank account.

I mostly think in music

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I have no work ethic or creative drive anymore because where I live is very beautiful and the weather is nice. I miss what my shitty small town brought out of me. This is why the UK makes such good art.

Not a lot going on at the moment. I’ve mostly been simmering pork belly, pickling carrots and daikon, and making homemade banh mi with duck liver pâté. I wanted to go to culinary school until I learned it was for men with personality disorders.

my mom has a secret beef w our orthodontist bc she thinks he made the smiles of all our town’s children too similar

Got stoned and ended up in a documentary of my hometown’s first anime convention

if you gave as much thought to invasive grasses and unsustainable agricultural practices as you did commercials you’d be a much more interesting person

I have a few problems, but none of them are actually that serious. Almost no problems are actually that serious except for fixing your soul and emulating Jesus. And if you go about this the right way it can actually fix you, which is something I refused to accept for a long time.

My mother used to tell me, you’re not lucky you’re blessed, never say that you’re lucky

Signing up for gun safety lessons

Nothing feels as good as throwing away a bag of recycling you don’t feel like sorting