If the seagull sees its reflection on Spencer Cox’s bald head, it means six more weeks of inversion.

“So…where do you get groceries? Costco or Smith’s???” Heard at BYU

“Could I get your number? Or do you have a boyfriend and you’re engaged already?” Heard at BYU

"What's new with you?" "Not much. I got married a couple weeks ago" Heard at BYU

“You know dude, I’ve been getting into sleeping more.” Heard at BYU

“You know it says it has no artificial growth hormone but that’s kind of sad I would LIKE to grow taller.” Heard at BYU

I heard screaming outside and spotted what might be a professor having his student play red rover. 🧐 #SeenAtBYU Heard at BYU

“Yeah we’re all…my brother and sister and I, we’re the same age.” so…triplets…? Heard at BYU

“My mother *does* love me, thank you.” the Cougareat is an Experience™️ Heard at BYU

I watched UNDER THE BANNER OF HEAVEN and wrote about it: theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

Loudermilk: latest Provo drink spot

"bro apple juice hits so hard" Heard at BYU

“And then I read something that Darwin wrote and I’m like ‘You’re just a guy. Just a normal guy.’” “Yeah, and not even a normal guy, a goofy guy.” Heard at BYU

“What are you guys talking about in geology right now?” “Volcanoes. And how they murder people.” Heard at BYU

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“I’m like my dad except I’m not a boy.” Heard at BYU