Dm rooms are already gay but if you're active in them and you make side dm rooms to talk shit about other ppl in the dm room that you made a side room to, you're gay and everyone involved is gay. In fact, if you say things behind someone's back and not to their face, you're gay.

Butt pilled double-cheeked up

My vagina is offended that I rented a dumpster bigger than her.

My OnlyFans subscribers would just be that one guy who works at 7/11 who always call me honey as he hands me my carton of cigarettes.

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline, the girl she kept in a hole and forced to use lotion for weeks before removing her skin to wear.

Was almost trafficked today....LADIES! Always be aware of your surroundings! I was getting my Butthole botoxed and saw this on my passenger door handle, and perfectly placed. Classic Kidnapping and trafficking tactic to distract you!!! So scary! I'm home safe now!

I do not like it, Naked Man. I do not like your cock and yams. I do not like it in my hair. I do not like it stuck down there. I do not like it in my butt. I do not like it in my gut. I do NOT like it, Naked Man. I do not like your cock and yams.

My all-nighters these days are mom related but at least I know the gross dude who’s throwing up on me now.

If my fupa is a monster, does that mean I have to call my vagina Doctor Frankenstein?

You think you know a guy and then he talks about shaving his butthole. SMH.

Neuter your husband for science.

Mad at my baby for sleeping peacefully when I now have to run to the toilet to piss so I don’t dribble on myself like a rabid dog.

I’m as pure as snow that’s been plowed Get it? Get it? PLOWED badumtsssss

I assert dominance by being the first to pee in the toilet after my husband cleans it.

What the fuck do you mean that THIS PLACE is the best option I have? It smells like fish here.

If you’re annoyed you have to see me again, overthrow the government.

Him: Nice to meet you Me: That’s what they all said

I don't care about your political views, or your nudes

If you think TikTok is only little girls dancing, we’re going to have a long talk about “algorithms”