Longest drive home is with a pizza in the car.

Some people plant seeds to help create and admire a pretty thing. But, some see a pretty thing, snatch it up and cram it in their pocket... Then they cuss it for being crushed. #cheekydre

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again… Twitter doesn’t define me but it definitely defines many on here and more power to them cuz I ain’t bashing them either.

To all you jackasses who want me to care about your opinions of me… When your accolades outweigh mine in the real world(and they NEVER will) then I might start giving a fuck. Until then this account doesn’t define me, I define it. In the meantime enjoy reading my timeline! 🤣

When you wake up you've won!

When every headline smells of spin, it’s not news anymore. It is, in fact, the perfume on decay. The antidote is simple: breathe truth, even if it stings. Alas a remedy only for the few brave and proud!

Some evenings when you have really enjoyed your cocktail hour, leaving it to your spouse to decide what to order for dinner on a vacation evening is a very smart thing to do......

“Our health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. It is cruel.” Bernie slams bipartisan reopen with no health care deal

Coyotes gonna do what they do best. Howl.

The preachers of purity keep losing their sermons under the weight of their own scandals. Yet, they still sell salvation on credit. Sooner or later, even faith demands a refund.

In addition to doing my work, I am learning a few very interesting philosophies about humanity over here in Kathmandu, Nepal 🇳🇵 as well...

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I will now be charging a nickel for my thoughts.

And then there will those mornings when you will realise that you shopped too much on your vacation and are over your luggage allowance for the flight back home.... Good Morning My Sweet Freakazoids... Do you know what "Travel light and live light" actually means?

Did your dad ever say, "want in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first"? #dadisms

My dog thinks I'm seeing other dogs when I'm away at work.

The empire of lies will often appear as if they are invincible. But, that is only until the whispers of conscience start sounding like thunder. Never doubt the quiet rebellion of truth.

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They weaponized fear, packaged it as freedom, and sold it to the gullible at a discount. But courage, as always, is priceless, and it does not always need propaganda.....

My mom told me to tell you that I can't spend the night.

I hope the pizza guy accepts street cred.