i’ve counted to infinity and beyond

i’m shooting that shit reese melted witherspoon

oomf and i should never ever in a million years do that but thanks

do you guys fuck with Hot Rod (2007)

just plucked a purple gemstone from my bush so that’s new

well you can suck my very small little fucking penis

from 8 pm to midnight i’m just being a gooner and posting 67 jokes on twitter

may be a bit early for that swap

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it’s about being when you’re happy

i wish i weren’t so charismatic i literally can’t get a boner

bro me encanta tu maricóncento

feeling like a trader joe’s employee hitting the vape on their break

picture of bush captioned exactlyyytt

so basically kamala’s team fumbled

it’s 55° out……………………..

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

wouldn’t recommend living next to the zoo on the first warm day of the year

i have muted that one gay couple