Giveaway complete. 2 people receiving lovely Final Fantasy cards. Giveaways make me so happy. But at the same time just a tiny bit sad I can’t give something to everyone. Happiness of course wins out, though!

Nearly 1000 YouTube subs. I’m so grateful that I can distract from any of the challenges/craziness going on in your lives. Thank you so much for hanging out with me on Twitch and YouTube! Here’s the latest vid (edited by Certified), the Arena Direct: youtu.be/dWgYdMXSxr4?si…

Lucky enough to be handed this, perhaps my favorite pin, by @yawggoth.bsky.social at #MCVegas. More Vegas memories coming

Thanks to WotC for the Totally Normal Token allowing me to play the Early Access Event with other awesome streamers starting at 1pm Eastern Wednesday! I will still make the puns. I just may want to slap myself afterward. Low-hanging fruit and all that.

Watters: I remember you said you can't win a trade war, no one wins a trade war. We just did. What did we give up? Jessica: The right to have affordable European goods

Got the 4-card infinite combo off twice in this draft:

The moment she realized she'd never draw a land for the rest of the game:

Proudest moment of FF: CHIRP, BITCH!

EOE Izzet trophy. Walking the Wefts

Ohh, some black mana and this will be fun.

Dimir trophy. We did the thing. Multiple times. Opponents were extremely generous about it. One conceded so I didn't have to go through the motions too many times; another celebrated with an emote and probably felt I was getting good content by going through the entirety.

Anyone want to buy some real estate? (Second pic of contents of graveyard so you know how many cards total)

EOE temur trophy so, so sweet and fun to play

Wonder how many children could have been clothed and fed in Florida with the money used to remove rainbows? 🤔

In 1995, the politician who sounded most like modern-day Trump, Pat Buchanan, was pretty much universally reviled by both parties as a crazy extremist.

The history of this country should be taught, fully in schools

Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"

2 more EOE play booster boxes to complement the 3 we won last Arena Direct. Have gotten so lucky with draws in the previous direct and the pool in this direct. Overall, exchanged approx 2 entries in gems for ~58 arena packs and 5 boxes.

Thanks to WotC, your favorite streamers have early access through gifted accounts to play Through The Omenpaths tomorrow, Wednesday the 17th, starting at 1pm EST! Come watch and prepare for your upcoming paper prereleases or drafting on Arena when the set releases!