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What an amazing season for Buxton. Guy has gone through quite a lot, tons of frustrations with his injuries. So cool to see him hitting his stride, what a player!

Very cute & short woman had trouble reaching something off the top shelf at Whole Foods. 6’.5” Buc Nasty politely said, “Excuse me, do you need help with that?” Grabbed it with ease! Pays to be over 6’ tall!

Another day, another glass of whole milk, another medium rare nailed.

One game under .500 after an abysmal June, 7-3 in their last 10, 3 games out of a Wild Card spot, play the shitty Pirates today for a chance at a sweep, Keaschall/Matthews/López coming back soon…

Tonight is my favorite non-postseason event of the year, the MLB Home Run Derby. 3 hours of the greatest hitters in the world destroying baseballs. I am even more jacked that Byron is in it, let’s go Buck Truck!!!!!

Look at me & how cool I am - I live on the coast, the epicenter of all things ~~~hip~~~. Anything trendy comes from the coasts & Midwesterners are SO far behind. Outdoor dining? Brooklyn Boating on a lake? Manhattan Pull-tabs? LA Dive bars? Sorry! Invented in San Francisco

Tommy Watkins - this is not Detroit man, this is the Super Bowl! Quit taking so much time!

Favorite comeback whenever anyone says this is: “Why does Bruce Springsteen have anything to do with this?”

Hank Aaron has hit the 2nd most home runs in MLB history & I’ve only been shown one of them by sports media outlets. His story has been very poorly told by the media.

Craig Carton was fired yesterday. He lost his job before Minnesota lost Anthony Edwards. Enjoy unemployment, you clown.

I am so awful at CFB 26 - lost 24-19 as the Gophers at Penn State on Varsity level yesterday. Drew Allar was 18-18 for 308 yards & 3 TDs, how the Hell does that happen?!

I am obviously biased but this was one of the most entertaining games in NFL history, with #1 being Chiefs-Rams MNF.

Fun fact: Byron Buxton has the highest stolen base success rate in MLB history. Kyle Tucker on the Cubs is currently 2nd. 3rd? Alexi Casilla, which means that when he retired, he was the most successful base stealer in MLB history.

There is a one kajillion percent chance that Trump is on the client list. Truly spectacular how incredibly poorly he/Republicans have played this.

People have asked why Biden didn’t release the list. It’s a good question. 1. Republican voters cared more about the list than Democrat voters 2. Certainly Dems are on list too (mutually assured destruction) 3. If Trump was on it, he’d claim it’s fake & it’s a huge witch hunt

Yes yes yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good! The whole “I’m just an everyday American like you so I’m gonna dress like a slob because I’m so relatable” bit was tiresome. He’s a United States Senator. There are 100 of them. You are voting on things that affect 350 million people. Start dressing like it!