Why does everyone else look so cool with a bandana, but I look like a lesbian chef in a shitty ramen restaurant in London?

Both fierce queens

I nailed my first unspotted round off to a back tuck today. 🥹🫶

Lmaoo I did not expect her to go this hard

Here I am thinking this was a new series of the apprentice with Karen Brady looking as snatched as ever.

No one was touching Lita’s aura in the early 2000s. The rise of a superstar!

Running to pick female characters was always my thing and in Bust a Groove it was always her, Kitty-N. Doesn’t she look fabulous on my arm! ✨🩷

Or if you’re Swedish

if chris brown’s music saved ur life i feel like u should’ve succumbed to ur circumstances

I love my Dragonite Plushie! Only man who’s allowed to share my bed these days! 😂😭

VICTREEBEL IT 💅💅💅✨✨✨

🍔🍟🥛

That Ninetales has nine tails. I even numbered them incase you couldn’t see them. You can thank me later! 🩷

Window XP wallpaper looking ass country.

Let me ask the audience vibes. I love Cardi B so much, such an unserious human 😭😭😭

Cardi gave us looks, comedy and a bunch of memes 😭😂

APPARENTLY, but how can a princess like me snore?

The outdoor clothes on the bed is driving me nuts. THE SHOE TOO?

This is what you call a real patriot