Me: yeah I’ll probably die alone Waiter: no I said will you be dining alone Me:

Tim Walz Fun Facts: ⦁Is a white guy ⦁Changes his mower blade annually as recommended ⦁No one knows what he thinks about Israel/Palestine, super helpful! ⦁Somehow, and you won't believe this, he's the same age as Kamala Harris ⦁More of a BarcaLounger guy

Colin Farrell opened up for the first time about his life, as he launches the Colin Farrell Foundation to honor his son, who has a rare neurogenetic disorder called Angelman syndrome. “I want the world to be kind to James,” the actor tells People. yhoo.it/4dCcRBR

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Believe me when I tell you, you should 100% pick Tim Walz over the bear. #Minnesota #HarrisWalz2024

#TrumpEndorsesKamala #HarrisWalz2024

Tim Walz coming for Ann Coulter. 🆘 Don't mess with Gus.

Another unconscionable lie from Tim Walz: In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a friend’s house and said, “Welp, I gotta head out.” But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes! Which is it Tim? Do you “gotta head out” or not??

Yikes. #Minnesota #weather #wx

Thanks, Southwest Airlines, for all of the cool #HispanicHeritageMonth signage and especially the colorful displays at the gates at Midway Intl. Airport!

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(🧵) THREAD: Donald Trump is clearly fading mentally and physically. His running mate was handpicked by a Kremlin-agent white supremacist (Tucker Carlson) and two creepy far-right billionaire techno-authoritarians (Peter Thiel and Elon Musk). This is not the election you think.

No, they say filming yourself pretending to work at a McDonald’s when it has been closed for hours then preparing food while committing 2 health code violations which the restaurant has been cited for in the past to serve to supporters who rehearsed ahead of time is bizarre.

Just recall onions, period. Full stop. For everyone. Forever. 🤢

Let's go, ladies. 💙

What The Minnesota Star Tribune SHOULD have posted. But thank you to those who actually did it. postforteam.micro.blog/?emci=16a115b3… #HarrisWalz2024

BREAKING: Democratic nominee Kamala Harris will appear on SNL in the last episode before the presidential election, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/harris…

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

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