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We are always ONE game away from a referendum on Enzo Maresca’s position. Our fanbase never fails to amuse me

Is there any chance we can face Flamengo again in the knockouts? We need to make it happen man

Honestly why’s this too complicated for people to understand?

Now let’s address this hilarious narrative about Palmer’s positioning/role ‘holding him back’ 💀 2023/24 Cole Palmer scored 22 goals from an xG of 18.21 (7 big chances missed) 2024/25 Cole Palmer scored 15 goals from an xG of 17.27 (14 big chances missed)

Champions League qualification ❌ Domestic trophy ❌ European trophy ❌ 2 more NPGs for Palmer ✅ I miss it 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

Pochettino lost: 5-0 to Arsenal 4-1 to Liverpool 4-1 to Newcastle 4-2 to Wolves 3-1 to West Ham 1-0 to Middlesbrough Carabao final to Liverpool U16s

You hated who???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

People giving Colwill the John Terry treatment will always be funny to me. He’s at the crime scene more often than you think.

People taking everything this guy says to heart is hilarious to watch 😂😂😂

Been away all day. What transfer news have I missed???

It’s been 2 fucking CWC games 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

let’s put how ridiculous this poll is aside for a second… if he put out this exact poll right after we beat Betis I can assure you the results would be 90% in favour of Maresca 🤣🤣🤣 dumb reactionary fanbase

The same Chelsea fans crying out for ‘high standards’ want Marc Guehi as our new CB signing 💀💀💀

There’s no such thing as a ‘true starter’ at any of the very best clubs, he can either stay and fight for his place or fuck off. This is Chelsea not Nottingham Forest 👍

we live in a simulation

Just put the Madueke bid in the bag 😭 Arsenal

Salomon Rondon is the main threat of the team he’s facing

Losing sleep over Andrey.

‘We are interested in Christopher Nkunku’ ‘Yes’ ‘What’s your asking price?’ ‘Yes’ ‘£10m?’ ‘Yes’