A couple running for the tube doors. They hear the beeps. The man dives in, his only thought for himself. The woman hesitates. and is shut out. Fatal. Sadly the driver noticed and reopened the doors, and they both have a good laugh about it.

I'm just eaten an incredible nectarine. So rare these days.

This tournament is, so far, essentially identical to Italia 90

Couple on the train having a gentle disagreement about whether "this Thursday" on a Friday in conversation means yesterday or next week. She thinks 100% next week, he thinks yesterday. They are now chatting about cappuccinos. I reckon they voted Lib Dem, but hard to say.

Cor, football eh?

"Yes, they were beautiful. But you have the rest of your life to wear high heels. You don't need high heels when you're seven." Mother's wisdom, overheard today on Southeastern

Minding my own business on a spacious tube when a crowd bundle on and nearly knock me into the lap of those seated. As I regain my balance, the tube moves and I step back onto one of the crowd's open-sandled toe. She yelps and seethes. I am gracious. We make peace.

Shout out to Plusnet for an incredibly swift and efficient response to our broadband issue. We reported a fault Saturday evening and an engineer was at our door 8:30am Monday morning, both to restore the service AND improve the speed going forward. Thank you.

Worrying spot for all Peters in London. Somewhere out there is a miniature pirate in a really bad mood, so be vigilant.

Either most people are really selfish or most train seats are too small. Also, what's wrong with using the luggage rack? Your feet and my thighs would welcome it. Happy New Year.

The ordering system at Caffè Nero Victoria is very clear. There are two tills - one left, one right. You wait for your coffee on the side that you paid. The people that crossed the streams this morning and created confusion should be ashamed of themselves.

If anyone's still reading this, just have to mention the incredible number of people standing up on the train this morning ready to disembark just because the conductor said we were now approaching Victoria. We've not even crossed the Thames.

Some young dude just offered me the elderly seat on the tube and it felt magnificent

Waiting for the door button to light up to press it to exit; hand ready and adjacent, as per. Stupid woman reaches past me to press the opposite button impatiently. Pointlessly. "Oh" she said. The buttons light up. I do nothing. Made her do it. A silent protest. She knew.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestor Nestor Diculescu Kingston Petersen #lawfirmmovies