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Hi Rishi Sunak - any chance London could get that special access to the EU single market?

Got that drunk last night I’ve woken up this morning and I’ve sponsored a Zambian lad called Gerald, fuck me.

What idea changed how you view the world? Here's mine: High Agency. The 12 best examples:

1 of them was 10 years old 21 were aged between 14-17 years 16 of them were aged between 18-19 years 10 were aged 20-21 8 were aged 22-23 5 were aged 23-24 10 were aged 25-26 12 were aged 27-29 12 were aged 30-39 6 were aged 41 - 67 Their lives needlessly stolen. #JFT97 💔

Emirates Passport Bobby Firmino

So proud of my little man. Such an incredible achievement. It's properly inspiring to see his development and drive to progress. Works so hard for it.

Through the highs, lows and everything in between, thank you for everything. YNWA. Liverpool FC

Steven Gerrard is widely regarded as one of the greatest midfielders in football history, and his art of passing was a central element of his brilliance on the pitch. Let's dive into what made his passing so special. Steven Gerrard's art of passing! Thread 🧵

Hayth * Dirty Footballer 👊 Good process, well done.

War crimes are happening in real time, yet our political leaders lack either the courage or the humanity to hold the Israeli government to account. They should call for an end to the siege and the release of hostages — that is what compassion for all human life would look like.

"Guys we need some traffic before end of the month... we're down vs LY" "Bring out the Mbappe to Liverpool Rumour"

FSG have developed a new training ground; completely transformed Anfield; appointed Jurgen Klopp and won every trophy there is to win (competing against a club owned by an oil state and engaged in financial doping). Yes, they’ve made mistakes but they’ve been very good owners.

Remember it? I was at the San Paolo for that match. Along with what must have been another 800 of us.

Iranian state media appears to be downplaying a strike US officials attributed to Israel. Bloomberg's Joumanna Nasr Bercetche reports on the latest developments: trib.al/kCVG88E

5 years ago today. Lasts forever.

Lots of love for KJT please 👏 Liverpool’s champion!🥈

Why is the Emirates FA Cup not showing in the Emirates. Emirates Dubai Media Office

Rush.

Mad our Prime minister needed Chat Gpt to write that.