ISIS fell off

Thanks for asking. no one loves me

Just found out the fear factor contestants are doing that shit for $200,000. You can’t even buy a house to take your zoom therapy appointments from for this amount of money. This is just squid game

Man it’s wild that this perspective infects every generation post-35 after we all promise it won’t. You get old and busy and defined and you don’t consume as much pop culture as you did as an adolescent and blame your ignorance on the kids not making stuff that you like. Gross

That’s so true

be honest what does my fit say about me

Do you think my ex boyfriend’s mom messages me on my birthday every year because she’s sorry for raising a big piece of shit?

I said to my friend Claire “every optometrist I’ve ever been to in my life emails me happy birthday every single year!!! :)” and she told me they do that to get you to make an appointment, not for kindness ;(

If you’re straight man who has ever done anything wrong, you must know this: there is a circle of women at a party out there laughing with their entire hearts about the size of your penis. And you did that. You made them smile

The nicest things you’ve ever heard in your life are the things my friends say to me for some reason pt 1/17000

Tuesdays are for texting everyone back

Does seeing this video remind anyone how awful the present day is

My best friend in Texas has had ambien dreams about visiting me in NY once a week for the last 6 years