Me to my sofa for the next 4 days:

This is hands down the most drip I’ve ever seen.

🚨🐅👀 #NEW: Tiger Woods has issued a statement upon accepting a special exemption from the USGA: "I'm honored to receive this exemption & could not be more excited for the opportunity to compete in this year’s U.S. Open, especially at Pinehurst, a venue that means so much to the

when guys become golfers they're sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

🚨#NEW: Scottie Scheffler has been charged with the following per new records (via sam stone) - 2nd Degree assault of Police officer - Criminal Mischief 3rd degree - Reckless driving - Disregard signals from officer directing traffic

What a game this is. How can somebody so bad, do something so good?

🚔👮‍♂️ Someone at the Wildwood Country Club member/guest in Louisville pulled up with this on thier car… 💀 (via: matthew winstel/FB | Jerry Brewer, Jr)

Bryson explains his “Salty Balls.” Truly a one of one.

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🚨🏌️‍♂️🤵‍♂️ #WEDDING DAY — YouTube golf star Joey Coldcuts got married today. It’s a bad day to be an open bar 🫡

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Remember when Biden-Harris freed the Merchant of Death (Viktor Bout) for the America-hating WNBA player, Griner? He just sold $10M arms to the Houthis.

BRO WHAT?!?!?!!!

They may have left too much time on the clock for KC

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This could be the hardest thing President Trump has ever said: "I was the hunted, now I'm the hunter." 🔥

DRAKE - WHAT DID I MISS

"The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his