My only female coworker tells me to smile on a near daily basis

open.spotify.com/track/2YuSxkbV…

How do I pay off an credit card

My childhood friend who started making femboy porn messaged me for the first time in 5 years yesterday and plugged his band

“Pspsps it’s dinner time! Hurry up old man!” “I’m on way… I’m not as fast as I used to be… when I was younger”

I am trapped inside duke medicine pavilion

life is so beautiful

My hyper fixation is being neurotypical and cishet

I'm packing 8 beers for lunch tomorrow

Awesome just what I wanted to see thanks

You people don't deserve me

Corporations should send me free stuff for being brave about having adhd

8:40 AM and I've already drank 2 celcius

I love you Australian man open.spotify.com/track/34BbWVBm…

The add to queue button on youtube music was made purely to antagonize their users

Me and the wife's bull made a Spotify blend and had a 0% taste match :/ guess there's a reason he gets all the action 😂😅

I'm running for mayer of north carolina

Unfollow me if you support Israel you don’t deserve my beautiful Mind

I'm Jooning