AQUARIUS - THIS VENUS RETROGRADE, THE MOON'S FAR SIDE IN YOUR TWELFTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL FLUSTERED. AVOID CLEANING GUTTERS AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON MAKING YOUR OWN HOMEMADE BIRD FEEDER. YOUR LUCKY VEGETABLE IS THE ARTICHOKE.

PISCES - THIS SUNDAY, PLUTO'S HEART-SHAPED REGION IN YOUR FIFTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL ELECTRIFIED. AVOID DRAWING A SELF-PORTRAIT AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON NIGHT OWL NAPPING. YOUR JOYFUL COLOR FOR THE DAY IS EGGPLANT.

ARIES - AN UNEXPECTED SITUATION MIGHT DISTURB YOUR PEACE. INDULGE IN TINFOIL HAT DESIGNING NEXT SUNDAY.

TAURUS - THIS THURSDAY, THE MOON'S FAR SIDE IN YOUR SIXTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL IN A TIZZY. AVOID COMPETITIVE PLANT WATERING AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON TRIPPING OVER UNTIED SHOELACES. YOUR LUCKY FRUIT IS THE GRAPE.

GEMINI - THIS THURSDAY, JUPITER'S AURORAS IN YOUR EIGHTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL FULL OF BEANS. AVOID DIALING A PHONE NUMBER AND FORGETTING THE LAST DIGIT AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON MICROWAVE COOKING. YOUR HAPPY COLOR FOR THE DAY IS ORCHID.

CANCER - THIS FORTNIGHT, MERCURY'S ORBITAL ECCENTRICITY IN YOUR TWELFTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL TOUCHED. AVOID FLIPPING CHANNELS AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON SNEEZING WHILE DRINKING COFFEE. YOUR LUCKY FLOWER IS THE BIRDS OF PARADISE.

LEO - THE MIRROR REFLECTS LIES. INDULGE IN DROPPING HINTS NEXT FRIDAY.

VIRGO - THIS THURSDAY, SUN'S SOLAR MINIMUM IN YOUR SECOND HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL GIGGLY. AVOID GETTING CAUGHT IN A LIE AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON WEARING TWO DIFFERENT SHOES TO WORK. YOUR LUCKY OBJECT IS THE LAWNMOWER.

SCORPIO - THIS TUESDAY, SATURN'S MOON MIMAS IN YOUR SIXTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL INFATUATED. AVOID COMPETITIVE PUDDLE SPLASHING AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON ORGANIZING A GAME. YOUR COMPOSED COLOR FOR THE DAY IS INDIGO.

SAGITTARIUS - THIS MONDAY, VENUS'S PHASE IN YOUR SEVENTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL GLOOMY. AVOID LAUNDRY TAG TRANSLATING AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON MOON WALKING. YOUR MELLOW COLOR FOR THE DAY IS PINK.

CAPRICORN - A SHADOW MOVES AGAINST THE MOON. INDULGE IN REVERSE BUNGEE JUMPING NEXT WEEK.

AQUARIUS - YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE AN EMOTIONAL LOW. REFRAIN FROM CLIPPING TOENAILS NEXT SUNDAY.

PISCES - THIS MONDAY, THE MOON'S LIBRATION IN YOUR EIGHTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL TICKLED PINK. AVOID SINGING OFF-KEY IN THE SHOWER AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. YOUR JUBILANT COLOR FOR THE DAY IS SAPPHIRE.

ARIES - THIS FRIDAY, SUN'S SOLAR MINIMUM IN YOUR FOURTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL COY. AVOID ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPING SONGS AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON STARTING UP A STREET NEWSPAPER. YOUR LUCKY FRUIT IS THE LEMON.

GEMINI - THIS ISN'T A GOOD WEEK FOR RISKY DECISIONS. REFRAIN FROM CONSTRUCTING A SANDCASTLE WITH SUGAR NEXT MONDAY.

CANCER - WATCH OUT FOR PEOPLE WITH NEGATIVE VIBES. INDULGE IN OVERFILLING TEACUPS NEXT SATURDAY.

VIRGO - THIS NEW YEAR'S DAY, URANUS'S MOONS' ORBIT IN YOUR SEVENTH HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL WACKY. AVOID TWITCH STREAMING AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON TWITCH STREAMING. YOUR LUCKY OBJECT IS THE KALEIDOSCOPE.

LIBRA - AVOID RISKY FINANCIAL ENDEAVORS. REFRAIN FROM OVER-WATERING A HOUSEPLANT NEXT WEDNESDAY.

SCORPIO - MISCOMMUNICATION COULD LEAD TO UNNECESSARY CONFLICTS. REFRAIN FROM WAITING IN LINE NEXT MONDAY.

SAGITTARIUS - THIS SATURDAY, THE MOON'S CRATERS IN YOUR THIRD HOUSE MAY MAKE YOU FEEL CRESTFALLEN. AVOID FOLDING LAUNDRY AND INSTEAD FOCUS ON FAKING A SICK DAY. YOUR LUCKY OBJECT IS THE FOUNTAIN PEN.