a captain must go down with his ship

Iowa will win the CyHawk game because for some dumbass reason the team that should never win, wins the game. I think almost all CyHawk fans can agree on this.

Kirk is on the headset saying “Don’t you dare let Hank Brown cook, I don’t want a QB controversy”

Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t answer a single question I had about this team tonight. We’ll have to wait another week.

If you saw $28.57 on the ground, would you pick it up?

JFK if Cade Klubnik was the shooter

By year end Demond Williams will be the best QB in the Big 10.

I’m gonna get my take out there now. Oklahoma might beat Michigan by 50 next week and I am going to bet the Sooners in every way I can.

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There are a lot of Iowa State pedophiles that are known. This hate week I would like to bring an Iowa State pedophile to light that isn’t known, Hyper 🌪️ . We have all seen the screenshots.

Prepping for the CyHawk game. You won’t see Cyclone fans doing this.

My Week 1 Big 10 Power Rankings: Ohio State Penn State Oregon Illinois USC Washington Michigan Indiana Iowa Nebraska Minnesota Michigan State Maryland Wisconsin Rutgers Purdue UCLA Northwestern

Cylights opening twitter

My favorite activity this week is tuning into Alabama football podcasts. This is awesome. Would definitely recommend.

“Kadyn we need you to lock in and protect the quarterback” Kadyn Proctor:

Iowa will physically dominate Iowa State and come out of Ames with a W. I’m not even sure we will need to use a forward pass in the game.

Hate week space tonight 9:30 hosted by hawkeye_reggie! Be there!

How blaring Delta Dawn and the first shower beer at 7 AM is gonna hit on Saturday

I hope Iowa runs the ball 60 times on Saturday. Our O Line will impose their will put ISU’s dick in the dirt play after play. Smash mouth football.

Hyper Jack is against exposing pedophiles and guys arrested for domestic violence. Who would've guessed?