Selling your best player to line Ashley’s pockets every 5 minutes, fuck that. Eddie had more to spend at Bournemouth than we did under that fat turd.

JH➰

Women that dress like a professional darts player?

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Favourite football team: Sunderland

SeamonkeyOO7 Anders 🇩🇰 Holly Grayle Linzi 🖤🤍 What a cock just reposted my reply

Mad how many people think they’d tell turn down an invite from the prime minister 😂

Jesus are the other lads ok?

Couldn’t name a single song of hers (excluding the below) but if anyone can think of a fitter bird right now I’d like to hear it.

It’s not our worst performance of the season but I do think it was our least creative.

Two nil flatters us frankly.

That gets given at home

Soft or not he’s clattered him

Two shots to their fifteen and none on target. We’ve got it badly wrong tonight.

Honestly I’d fucking love Hall to play a blinder now just on the off chance it means we don’t have to watch Murphy spoon the ball again.

Hard to argue with that we’ve offered fuck all this game.

“It doesn’t get much worse than punching a horse!!”

Sunderland fans: hold my beer

Fuck sakes the main card starts 03:00 even though it’s in the UK

Sir Jim Ratcliffe right now