Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

Lady Gaga has now surpassed $1 billion in career tour revenue, according to Pollstar. She’s the fastest female artist to achieve this milestone.

this is me every day knowing 2025 belongs to lady gaga. successful projects, critical acclaim, sold out tour, nonstop filming, booked, busy and gorgeous. her haters are really struggling this year.

Ian Watkins killed in prison? Well done to whoever did it!

Successfully fought off the grannies for my Inside Soap this morning

When your food arrives to you in McDonalds parking bay 2 #CelebrityTraitors

her writing “i look so hungry but i look so good/ tap on my vein suck on my diamond blood/ choke on the fame and hope it gets you high/ sit in the front row watch the princess die” in one take is just FUCKING INSANE

You don’t drive off until you see that person walk into their house

What a GORGEOUS scene between Vicky Myers and David Neilson Two generations navigating complex grief. A masterclass of acting from both parts. 👏👏👏 #coronationstreet

Also need everyone to note that Lisa said she’d choose Carla before even knowing that Becky is a conniving sneaky little cunt. Just remember this later down the road

Love how Betsy always includes Roy, first offering him birthday shots and now offering him poppadoms #swarla

Sometimes your bestie is an older undiagnosed autistic man with a dislike for lies, hypothetical questions and modern vehicles. Other times, they're a baddie who shares your tough upbringing, homoerotic codependency, and anger issues. There's no choices, only your people.

The next roundtable is looking JUICY #Swarla #Corrie

Omg Hollyoaks has me on edge tonight.

My Nan would have been so excited about this Brookside stuff. #hollyoaks

Claudia: “Faithful’s ask yourself this… who’s laughing to your face and stabbing you in the back?” Alan: #CelebrityTraitors