As a Virgo I picked Capricorn 🤣🤣🤣

Notice none of this is selling you $150 olive oil.

Yes, I can. 🧵

I literally came back to X/Twitter to find ONE person. There’s a Nigerian guy that talks about fashion and VC… OGA WHERE ARE YOOOOU ABEG!!! I need perfume advice!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Do? What do you mean what do I do? I don’t.

I regret my journey into tech. I feel like I was just there for numbers and not because people thought I had talent or worth.

I did. I got Business Class and I’m working on my in-flight skincare routine. 12 DAYS UNTIL THE U.K!!!

I wonder which one actually killed the guy. Because if it’s the defend one I’m going to hell for how hard I’m trying not to laugh.

Gurl. YOU ARE NOT WRONG. But the problem is: those of us who are techies AND creatives sound batshit crazy to plain techies.

I’m just here to see if LonLon has crashed this app yet. Also this time next week I’ll be in the UNITED KINGDOM. 🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧

Me: I want to be the next Ana Delvey. The Universe: Over the next 6 months you’ll find out you’re actually part German, inherit a trust fund and start living out of hotels. 😳😳😳

This is the second time today I’ve seen a post about this. Going to research it more (eventually)

LIMITED EDITION CREED ABSOLU AVENTUS!!! FINALLY. 😭😭😭

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!! So equity, allyship & DEI only matter when it’s in corporate America? When it happens authentically and naturally then we have problems? Let’s just call a spade a spade and admit that we only respect either concept when it’s output can be monetized

The man has lost his marbles. I will not eat FAST FOOD fries. I make my own and I eat sweet potato fries. Bryan Johnson is “Don’t Die” for crunchy white people.

I have fallen down this rabbit hole so hard I might actually send a proposal for Fall…

The way I was JUST thinking about this. I met PG in 2009 and I’m convinced if he met me again today, the LAST thing he would want me to do is ask advice. BUT I’m moving to the U.K from S.V and I thought Chichester instead of actual LONDON. Or Dorset? ADVICE BRUH

Ummm… FACTS

Guess who’s baaaack!!! I’ve been taking time away from social media to process my mom’s death and travel. I’m back. I’m coding again. Yay.