"I'm so horny right now I swear I could create a whole new hoe. Lol"

ordered a 24 pack of the white peach red bull because its always out when i walk to the gas station

more like orange gate bridge

just interviewed for a job that pays almost nothing, but i just really want the employee discount

i am gonna date someones single mother in these

my dad is watching an episode of beverly hillbillies in full color. it is freakin me out

To me, this tumblr post about The Front Bottoms is one of the century’s most important pieces of art criticism

arrested for card counting in uno

we all know someone suffering from asymptomatic homosexuality

im gonna buy a temu les paul

why we got three blood lines

E TOWN CONCRETE - SO MANY NIGHTS 7/4/2025

i'm a nepo baby in the autism industry

A friend just reminded me that when we worked there I put Metal Machine Music on the PA and when a customer came up to complain I replied ‘We’re not allowed to turn it off’

your body tea my body mountain dew

how is louisville in september

Love on the Plectrum

does this mean i got the job

the sixers got a player named vj edge cum

here's the thing about bruce springsteen – who puts a hat in their pocket??