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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”

scared $ dont make no $

Trying so hard to sound business savvy but a true hustler would take the money up front to invest in real forms of passive income.

FUCKING GENIUS... 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

People like this is why others, mainly minorities, are weary of the vaccine. They spent so long demonizing it just because they didn't like the current person in office.

Correct order of operations: 1. Shred sensitive documents. 2. Evacuate civilians and allies. 3. Pull out military. 4. Announce end of fighting. Not the opposite.

“Oh I’ve actually been vaccinated for about 3 months now. Side effects weren’t too bad but I’ve been convincing Dwight that I’m slowly turning into a zombie. I started off groaning and pretending I didn’t notice it. Now I just Google brains and stare at them. . .hungrily.”

This was the most formal “aight, ima head out” ever

Worst L’s of the week:

People, there are congressmen and women that do not understand what unrealized gains are. There are also congresspeople that believe your unrealized gains should just be somehow taxed, although it’s not liquid

Catturd ™ Good morning, the different between a thief and a super thief 👇🏻

This is insane!!! America is breaking down. This thread is worth your time

Umm China, you just accidentally released a plaque on the world. I don’t think you have the moral high ground here

When is Jen Psaki going to get suspended for misinformation, along with the "dozens of former intel officials" ???

If you want to see hate from the tolerant, open-minded, kindness is everything, political left, just read these comments.

Joey Swoll GymTok girls if they had to work in an office

Trump should start calling illegal migrants fetuses so the progressive left wouldn't mind getting rid of them.