In Defense of Family The Oxford comma is necessary to maintain consistency, restore order, and preserve an ecosystem of peace. Anyone rebelling against it cannot be trusted.

Couldn’t be me nude in the laundromat #freshstart

Recycling is a scam and we all know it

We’re so back

The Book of Mormon is true.

Dad version: pushups with your boy riding on your back like a bronc rider- cuz you love yourself, your wife and your boy.

Sockeye stampede! Using bare hooks. Craziest fishing strategy I’ve ever tried.

I will be fresh Alaskan salmon posting in about an hour.

Sockeye “red” is quite the color.

Did they make a movie about this guy yet? Insane story!

Not my glass of milk with ice in it. I am not alone in this world. My brother from another mother also enjoys ice chilled milk.

Mahershalalhashbozy There are few who understand

Mahershalalhashbozy Idk if you’re talking about me but I love ice chilled milk.

watercels can shut the heck up Diet Coke has just as much water in it as water. 🤯

Everyone wants to join the ice milk club

Hard agree

“I have years and years of looking into this” Then openly admits he’s done nothing more than “googling it”. Many such cases