I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.

The emotional whiplash between Joe's withdrawal on Saturday, to realizing we're going to elect the 1st woman of color as our next President is probably closest you'll ever get to knowing what it feels like to make the jump to hyper-space. 🤯

If you watch something today check this out

This is the best (orange) shade about the 🍊terrorist I’ve seen in a looong time. Tik Tokers are out for 🩸 🔥 😂

This election is essentially: America’s Fun Aunt and America’s Fun Dad vs. A Convicted Felon and Your Weird Cousin

tim walz says "who let you in here!" when he sees his friend in chilis

While he’s in Philly Walz should do a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping and just talk about lawn care

I followed my curiosity about Walz’s teaching career down a wormhole this morning. This thread just scratches the surface. But I have two more pressing things to say about what I learned. 1/2

Our statement on... whatever that was

Gwen Walz tearing up watching Hillary Clinton is all of us. 🤍🤍🤍

Clinton got Lock Him Up chants Kamala wore a tan suit. AOC existed. Jasmine Crockett existed. Warnock quoted 2 Corinthians. Ashley Biden loves her dad. This is artful trolling.

This Michelle Obama speech should be called "When they go low, we step on them." #DNC2024

Forget politics. If you aren't moved seeing 17yr old Gus Walz in tears watching his Dad walk on stage as the Vice Presidential nominee.... then please just move on.

Tim Walz: We can sleep when we’re dead. NYT fact check: We do not sleep after we die.

Tim Walz is a richer man than Donald Trump ever dreamed of being.

MSM: Kamala is going to hit a wall when she finally puts out her policies. The rest of us: We are already 100% clear on Kamala’s policies on just about every issue that matters to us. Why is the media so confused?

LETS CATCH UP WITH RFK JR, TIM WALZ, AND JD VANCE, SHALL WE

This dude has the best JD Vance impression. Outstanding! 😂

So, let me see if I have this straight — according to Republicans, a pop star isn’t qualified to say who should be president, but a reality tv game show host is qualified to BE president? Do I have that about right?