If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

When Woolworths apologize to me, they didn't get the punchline 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Today i got a chance to hang with Dj Zandimaz for a while at Zarah Lounge and i was trying so hard not to be act like a fan 😂❤️. I'll say one thing, she's got one of the best personalities I've ever experienced. Although she thought I'm in High School 😭💔

ManFromNyasaland To bypass the load shedding?

Nxa lingafuni sidle, yekelani ukupheka, phela this meal will be finished with one "warm up bench press" ye 80kgs.

What do you do if you are being hosted by someone (family friends) at their home for the weekend and you wake up early? Do you stay in your room until you hear sounds ukuthi sebevukile, or you just wake up and start guduzaring in their kitchen making a cup of tea/coffee?

If you get inside the car as my passenger, please don't adjust the car seat, ngiyacela 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Not even by five millimeters, don't push it back or front, don't recline it, just sit and if possible don't even put on seat belt.... actually, vele sit behind 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good morning South Africa, today I will announce the DA’s Mayoral candidate for Tshwane. The DA stands ready to rescue Tshwane. 🇿🇦

Summer in Ibiza 🏝️

You are going to sleep in the car 😂😂😂

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The downfall of zimbabwe started like this

PreciousNomzamo Zazanation Fitness Crime Watch Zimbabwe Imbuzi yomyanga ikhala ilandela amakhanka 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ngake ngayaliwa ngeyinye intombi kudala kwami ngisakhula. Ngazama ukukhala njengabantu bama movie with my back against the wall ngisehla slow…. ispikiri esasisemdulwini sangihlaba ngahle ngayekela ubuzanga. #Ngiyabongamina

The male experience is knowing nobody is coming to save you

IsiNdebele madoda, "The goat of a poor person cries following the foxes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hawu madoda, u Ndues boy sekhweze omakhelwane i high high 🤣🤣🤣🤭

World as in🌍 umhlaba wonke jikelele? #Angilwi

Tjo,... hayi bo, how do you get angry at an X post till you report it and try to get it blocked?? Angifuni kusho but, South Africa Twitter is weak, 🤣🤣🤣🤣,. mark this date: 17 August 2025, Uph' u Ndues boy, "uNdu'seskhaleni bafan....ahhh wenzani na???... iguqisi Sawus'afrika"

Ahhhh Ndues boy single handledly destroys SA Twitter 🤣🤣🤣🤣.