There's no such a thing as bad joke. Only wrong audience.

The more you read, the more you become aware that you're reading far less than you can.

Dear music, 'm sic' without 'u'.

You're not Indian if you cannot perfectly lip sync 'Vico Tumeric' & 'Washing Powder Nirma' ads.

*Listening songs with Samsung Earphone* Guy sitting next: Ohh nice song Next to next: Wow Guy 1 KM Away: Cool song Astronauts: Acha hai

*Apple CEO* Then: Steve Jobs Now: Tim Cook What Next ? Roger Eat Mark Sleep John do Whatever :D

Weird none of the cars in India have a 'POWERED BY DOWRY' sticker on their back.

The problem with happiness is you get addicted to it.

Photographer : Say cheese South Delhi girl : Can I say Oats? I am dieting And that is how pout was invented

*women's magazine* Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are! Page 15: How to look young and lose fat fast Page 16: Chocolate Cake Recipe

"I've gone without smoking for months..." - smokers, when asked about quitting

Shobhaa De that's a tad unfair. You should be proud of your athletes perusing human excellence against the whole world.

Best advice for Shobhaa De

#SakshiMalik ke gale me medal kitna "Sobha De" raha hai na !!! #HappyRakshaBandhan

They'd rather stay standing for hours at a concert than stand up for a few seconds for the national anthem.

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." - Dr. House

“Please mat peeto mujhe.” - dhindora

Why isn't it called cancer-friendly zone?

Chitrangda Singh appreciation tweet 😍