If a joke can rattle a govt, the govt is a bigger joke.

Diljit gaane nahi gaa sakta, Samay show nahi kar sakta, Kamra joke nahi maar sakta. Magar judge 15 crore cash rakh sakta hai. Wah re India.

Same energy*

My Statement -

Bengaluru Man Asks Kunal Kamra To Perform At Ejipura Flyover After Studio Vandalism In Mumbai ndtv.com/feature/bengal…

We pay taxes like in Developed Countries to get services like in Sub-Saharan countries

The Art of Taxing Tax — Courtesy: Central Government Last month, my internet bill was ₹999 + 18% GST = ₹1178.82. My employer reimburses ₹1000/month for internet. But here’s the surprise, instead of treating it as an actual reimbursement (no bills asked), they count it as

TCS with 3,600 Cr cash in hand gets land worth 40 Cr for 1 Rs Middle class with 50L cash hand gets a house truly worth 50L for 2 Cr in loans due to inflated real estate Capitalism favours the large, constrains the small

WE HAVE PUT 7 PAST BILBAO in 180 mins Haven't scored 7 goals in the last 6 games in the league 🤣🤣🤣

At a time when the nation stands united as Indians, this petty attempt to divide us politically is deplorable. Our government has learned the futility of past approaches the hard way -- after inviting Pakistan to participate in the investigation of the Pathankot blasts in 2016.

In a country where only cricket takes the limelight - let us also recognise that indian 🇮🇳 anthem has been played fir first time in Monaco grand prix Thanks to podium finish by Kush Maini FLY HIGH 🇮🇳

Because richer indians have balanced diets with protein and they look like what healthy humans should look like at 16-18 years of age. Don't let your malnutrition induced memory of protein and vitamin deficient kids delude you into thinking these students look weird.

Journalist — Amit Shah said that those who speak English will be ashamed Kanhaiya Kumar — Actually he is very ashamed because he has listened to his son’s English speaking capability. “Papa ne beta ka English wala video dekh liya”….😂

Kalesh inside Indian Railways (When a passenger raised a complaint about overcharging by pantry staff, he was physically assaulted and threatened)

How can one afford 24-ct gold on electrical sockets, wash basin and interior works? Answer:

This pic is from Chapra, Bihar MP of Chapra(Saran) is from BJP MLA of Chapra is from BJP Mayor is associated with BJP who flaunts Modi on his TL And these morons want DM to be suspended.

🚨💣 Chelsea have reached agreement on personal terms with Jorrel Hato and the defender has asked Ajax to leave! Negotiations advancing to final stages, as fee discussed now is around €40m. Hato informed Ajax management and the manager of his clear desire to join #CFC.

George and Kimi finish the Sprint in P12 and P17. Up next we qualify for the Belgian GP ➡️

who the FUCK do we owe?

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “I want to stay at Manchester United for 20 years”. “I truly believe in that, it’s my goal. I know that last season I used all the credit, now we move forward”, told BBC.