Let’s. Fucking. Go.

🏆 | WESSEX LEAGUE PREMIER DIVISION CHAMPIONS 2023/24! #UpTheMoneys

FUCKING INJECT IT COME ON

Good evening Baffins Milton Rovers FC

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Milton End without the roof 🤩🤩

Step 4 it is #OneMoreYear

John Stones makes my eyes bleed.

Rishi Sunak Judge us on our record: £100bn lost to Brexit, child poverty tripled, 6.7m people in fuel poverty, £8.7bn wasted on dodgy PPE, £7.2bn on Covid loan fraud, homelessness doubled, national debt tripled, record tax burden, turd infested rivers…

God. Is. Great.

Today is Remembrance Day, a day where we remember those who have fought for our freedom over the years. #LestWeForget

Something about those PO3 derbies… #7

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🔢 Two changes to the Moneys XI! ⬇️ ℹ️ Steve Ramsey and Harry Sargeant come in for Ethan Gee and George Barker! 👏 Sarge makes his 100th appearance for the club this afternoon! #MONBIN #UpTheMoneys

Elon looking like he’s about to go manage Dorking Wanders on a Tuesday night

36 | A left-sided ball from Harry Thorpe finds Sarge - who SMASHES an effort into the back of the net! GET IN! 👏 🔴 1-1 🟡 #HYUMON #UpTheMoneys

📕 Today’s matchday programme is PACKED - here’s the highlights (for only £1)! ✍️ EXCLUSIVE Harry Sargeant interview! 🤖 Jez Todd (or Chat GPT) reviewing Moneys’ season so far! 🔴 EXCLISIVE profile of this afternoon’s visitors Southall FC #MONSOU #UpTheMoneys

Ladies and Gents, let me introduce you to Mr Tom Jeffes…

The Prince of Portsea becomes the Prince of Petersfield