(WOMAN)

when he finally dies ❤️

doctor: these are harry styles and louis tomlinson reunion vaccines me:

why are we speaking about simon so positively now… mind you #he was so relieved when he left syco. it’s okay to say that simon is a pig, babes.

okay so the podcast is going to be 90% utter bullshit as expected

so what I’m getting is that podcast is essentially just a compilation of interviews that he already done over the years and at present time lol. nothing new. got it.

I kinda get why they still feel the need to “praise” or at least speak positively about simon cowell. he’s still a powerful name in the industry with connections everywhere lol. at this point we’ll probably just have to wait until the mf is dead

simon cowell needs to ride a lime bike I’m trying to see something

louis deep inside during that podcast:

they’re supposedly so in love and yet they’ve already broken up twice in just six months. why are we skipping over that lol

“their undying love with each other inspired him to make LT3” and yet most of those songs were written while he was touring 2-3 years ago. yeah whatever narrative fits… and the general public doesn’t give a fuck about those “small details” I guess LMFAAAOOOOO

okay now stop lying he didn’t said he loves the mf be serious. the headline is just raige baiting LMFAOOOOOOOO

louis said he’s a romantic and he struggles writing “fictional” shit etc etc the mirror making that as a headline is nonsense as fuck

before tour starts… it’s all over #trust

so the podcast isn’t really for fans if that’s not obvious yet. it’s aimed at new people who might want to check out his work. it paints him as this family man, brother, best friend, boyfriend, musician etc. and to emphasize he got no bad blood with anyone (simon cowell) lol

harry styles is a pop princess. exactly!

As It Was has been ranked the 71st Greatest Song of the 21st Century by Rolling Stone! 🥂 “Harry’s lyrics feel intensely personal but the song’s sense of loss & nostalgia was pretty damn universal. The result was something bittersweet, catchy and a track that captured a moment.”

damn some of you are acting like rabid losers rn. log off!