Cooper Flagg copied my goatee

Only thing more slept on then chickfila polynesian sauce is schmoob basement floor

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New follower of the day: Larry “The Pipe” Pipherman Larry “The Pipe” Pipherman Congrats

Players sitting out waiting for a new deal is biggest pussy shit of all time. You make millions to play already suit up loser

When I die I hope I come back as a SEC football coach who wears a visor and says “progrum”

Diet Coke * citrus zyn combo 🔥🔥🔥

Successfully purchased 2 beers at a restaurant today #ontopoftheworld

Had a beer every day this week. Me and Dennis on a bender

Monopoly: top 3 board game OAT. Finishing a monopoly game: top 5 least common achievements

Officially banned from fliff.

Sitting with Brandon Garrison in tropical smoothie rn

Volleyball teams that wear the sleeveless shirt and double arm sleeve combo are steez as hell

Boy I missed watching Joshua Patrick Allen slinging the ball down the field

Lamar and Derick Henry actually gotta get nerfed or something

Disregard last tweet. It was always the bills and it was always Josh allen. Thank you and goodnight bills mafia

Joe burrow gonna have most comeback player of the year awards of all time when it’s all said and done

I would do ridiculous things to Josh Allen to guarantee a Bills Super Bowl

Cats win by double digits tn in the Yum

If you don’t like dicky v u don’t like college basketball