It’s too early in the day for this, man. Everyone…go order Ronnie Virdi’s upcoming novel. Man can do more than confound a wizard before his morning coffee; he can freaking WRITE.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

PS: This quote is actually what Twain said, not, “The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.” PPS: Bogart never said, “Play it again, Sam.” No one in Casablanca did. PPPS: The movie that is, not the actual city. Otherwise who knows? PPPPS: OK, yes, Ivy actually knows.

She does, closest anyone gets. But she doesn’t say “Play it again, Sam.”

Maberry is not sleeping on the job. As my grandfather would say, “Dang, son.”

I think I visited that place once. Once.

How to Kick Ass, by J Maberry, Esq.

Padawan said, “Must be Mrs. Kemmler’s burner account.”

See, everyone is self conscious about how they look, even international men of mystery like Ronnie and me. By the way, Team Dresden, you HAVE preordered his new novel, right

You guys know me and still think that was an actual bald eagle and not something wearing the guise of one?

Harry Dresden "Not gonna banish you, government spy device, just gonna kick your ass down to the depths of Lake Michigan."

Nope. Bob doesn’t have a spine. I’ll be over here laughing for a while.

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Many thanks to everyone that's been buying, reading, loving, sharing, and supporting The Doors of Midnight. That cover, though. <3 _ <3

Spotlight today on our gorgeous rainbow Hobbit Door! It is officially licensed and handmade from bronze. It is one of my favorite pieces, along with the rest of our Pride line: badalijewelry.com/collections/pr… #lgbtqia #lgbtqiaplus #geekjewelry #LordoftheRings

Happy birthday to my friend, editor, cohort in idiocy and general tormentor, Jim Butcher. You might be older than me, Jim, but remember what the philosopher Henry Jones, Jr., once said…it’s not the years; it’s the mileage. With your help I feel 198. Thanks, man.

Harry Dresden and the rest of the Wild Bunch would like to wish you a blessed Samhain and a very spooky Halloween. (This is his "Be afraid" look. I'm not sure it's as scary as he thinks it is...) #Samhain #Halloween

My cat costume rocks this year, doesn’t it.

I’m gonna try to be on more on Bluesky. Not easy these days. Chins up, Team Dresden.