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Creedence Clearwater Revival except it’s buttstuff

Shenandoah / Cheating Ho

Hey, it’s me!

JOHN DENVER except it’s strippers and coke

Send this to your favorite veteran or service member 🇺🇸

“PIANO MAN” except it’s the ugly chick at closing time

“On the Road Again” but make it FILTHY.

“Hallelujah” but it’s BJs. I feel like Leonard Cohen would be happy about this one.

JOHNNY CASH but make it real slutty “Holes They’re Jizzin Blues” verses 2 and 3.

Queens of the Stone Age, except it’s on Maury QOTSA

Seriously though, they’re so small “TIME AFTER TIME” but I’m roasting myself

Jason Mraz “I’m Yours” except it’s shitty tinder conversations

The dumbest thing I’ve ever written 🐌

“Ring of Fire” except it’s absolutely filthy

“Blowing in the Wind” but you’re about to get ended by your girl

JOHNNY CASH (but make it drunk hookups) Parody of “I walk the line)

heartfelt ❤️