Remember basic human decency? Good times.

Retweet this and I'll follow you. And watch you. And judge you. 24/7.

Still here. Still shaking my damn head at. it. all.

You didn't walk when you were a month old, did you? Tsk. That's a shame.

By the way: that thing you're doing right now? Wrongified. You're welcome.

THAT’S RIGHT. What? Oh, no; not you. You’re still doing it wrong. So terribly wrong.

Srry. RT God: Functionally, omnipresence is the same as stalking.

Harf? Forget his password? Never! Nyet! NAY.

I’m not the Harf you think I am. I’m better.

I see you trying to hack into this account. You're doing it wrong.

You think you're judging me. In reality, it is I who judges you.

Judgment: you're doing it wrong.

Gold and white: always right. Black and blue: you're wrongified, dude.

Harf has spoken.

I'm watching Stephen Colbert's very first #LateShow, which makes me superior to you in every way, shape and form.

Unless you're a) watching it also, or b) Stephen Colbert, reading this tweet. Then we can call it a tie.

I saw what you just did and it was disgusting.

Stahp.

Like Charlie’s Angel, I cannot be fired. x.com/lagtweetsme/st…