͏͏͏ `` Yeah don’t worry about it…Not like you did it on purpose and I wasn’t carrying anything. `` Letting out a brief yawn, he started stretching a bit before eventually crouching down to Emporio’s height. ͏͏͏

Well he was far away beforehand so…Of course he’d look smaller than he is. Even if that was the case — It’s not like he would’ve cared about him doing so, probably just shrug it off if it was brought up. `` ….You’d probably have to do a lot more to actually irritate me. ``

`` Uh-huh…Even though I’m a guy and everything? Not like I mind getting a compliment. Just curious I guess. `` He replied, placing his hands in his pockets before standing up.

. . He simply blinked a few times before letting out a huff and shrugging. `` That’s kinda… Whatever… Well I guess I’ll just take the compliment as in then and leave it at that. ``

Can’t say he’s familiar with who he’s talking about exactly, but that shouldn’t really be a surprise. " …Well no if I’m being honest with you..ah… " Guess it couldn’t hurt. " Alright…Did you have any questions in particular? "

After being gone for a few months — Somethings brings you joy while others doesn’t and this being one of those . `` Emporio sounds like a name a king would have, but mines is Nova. ``

`` That’s pretty fair I guess. `` He replied, placing a finger on his own chin while looking down at him. Flirting isn’t that..effective for someone like him. `` …Don’t push your luck that far– I have a girlfriend. ``

`` Not that I’m aware of dude…Probably not if I’m being honest. `` Obviously…and that didn’t make him do anything but cross his arms from the remark. `` Right..figured as much. ``

He hasn’t done anything but simply stand there — Is he really that easy to satisfy? Because if he is then..sheesh..- `` Alright, why the hell are you so fond of me? No point in beating around the bush with this. ``

If it was any more obvious than it was already is, he’d probably have his foot on his chest right now. . . . Not in a good way. " I’m not trying to sound like a dick, but maybe have a crush on someone in your age range? "

`` Buddy it isn’t ONE motherfucker that you find attractive? `` . . Concerning. `` That doesn’t help in the slightest. ``

Speaking of swinging — He almost got clocked with a bat just now. Pinching the bridge of his nose and tossing the wooden object away instead. " I almost…I almost just did something I would’ve regret. I’m not fucking a kid….- "

Of course he didn’t – Might as just did it at that point, he probably would’ve been fine anyway. Slipping his hands back into his pockets. `` Because I’m not that type of guy, use your hand or something. ``

Meh…He’s hit a few people in the dome with a bat — All that did was land him community service. `` Use a fucking toy or some shit dude– I ain’t help ya. ``

Persistence isn’t going to get him anything but possibly stomped out. …That isn’t going to work either. `` The hell do you mean bet– I’m not fucking you in general dude, why would I deliberately cheat on my girlfriend. ``

`` One because she isn’t here, two…What type of dumbass asks his girlfriend that? `` Nonetheless, he just simply turned around and began walking away. `` Even if you did, I’m still not doing it. ``

⠀ Fuck taking a shower— He’s about to go grind for levels in Fortnite . That cleaning shit can wait. 😪 ⠀

ᅠ ᅠ Asking him to sit on you is pretty fuckin weird considering he doesn’t shower much . But hey ❗️ You do you . ᅠ ᅠ