"Maybe I'm depressed. I'll check it out." Raptors exploring friends and how to make them with Dr Steve Brule!

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It's about being suds-free. Or was it sap-free. We're not trees. Or soap. instagram.com/p/2nbwZtBrO3/

We think that following rap stars might increase our Twitter profile. #confusedwithahintofanxiety

Thanx for your support. All we ever wanted was to offend as many people as possible. #dreams #confusedwithahintofanxiety

Miso not to be confused with misogynist. Of which we have had one visit from already. #yardsnotdickheads #amblesidesale

It's 11am. I just used emancipation in a sentence. It's only 1/2 a glass of red wine in. #amblesidesale #confusedwithahintofanxiety #worry

Yes. That is a Socceroos scarf. AND ITS FREE. #amblesidesale #confusedwithahintofanxiety

Raptor Poker Nights. Where you send professional emails to clients at 2:59am. Suave. #confusedwithahintofdrunk

All's well that ends whiskey #confusedwithahintofanxiety

I'm going to spit on my own hands...FOR MYSELF. #confusedwithahintofanxiety #selflove #thingsgotoutofhandbutquitetheopposite

Want a card. Go to Nook on Browning st west end. TODAY you have 45 minutes. #confusedwithahintofanxiety #happyraptors

Banana stand. Pfft banana farm. Always go to the source. Genius Nick Cody didn't miss that in latest Little Dum Dum Club. #Georgesnrknowsbest

Not enough followers to live stream a speech-bubble-full-in so we charged ahead and wrote it ourselves. Solid.

Tweet liked by two people. We pick this as the moment we'll talk about in the auto-bios. Not ours, duh, just the ones we're ghostwriting.

Delicate carpenters of offensive messages.

Context. Unnecessary like your Appendix. #truth #confusedwithahintofanxiety

And we hope you still feel the same. #confusedwithahintofanxiety instagram.com/p/8MT8x3hrKp/

Our Little Dum Dum Club-taught morals are questionable and hilarious. SURPRISE!

We're not really here for the followers. But we do like the atmosphere. #appeal #atmosphere #yay