“Just answer the question! How much trouble would you get in for tackling the kicker on your own team?!”

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

my algorithm needs to stop feeding me messy bun hair tutorials. I literally don’t have any hair

pink ponies and high horses unite 💕

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

the worst part of the debate was my boyfriend at 6 am trying to mansplain what handicaps meant in golf

Steve I’m Pregnant

every day I go to work, I play my silly little nyt games, and I check to see if that scruffy little dog scrim has been captured yet

Oysters are the jello shots of the sea

A Midwest princess

This you?

just caught myself comparing wine glasses at world market and seriously judging the ones with a shorter stem. life comes at you fast ladies and gents. don’t let anyone tell you differently

2 beers in? i’m liking and commenting on everything you’ve posted within the last 24 hours

Republicans who voted against FEMA funding who are now claiming that FEMA isn’t doing enough A thread

Me when I discovered L’Oréal dream matte mousse in middle school

of course tyler the creator drops his new album on a monday. he is so unserious

Is this real Dave Portnoy? #SmallestMan

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?