We don't have to put down one profession to raise up another because it doesn't benefit anyone. Rather than arguing over whether cheddar or brie are most important, can't we just agree that the whole cheese plate needs better funding...

What's a fun response to strangers telling you that "when the baby comes you won't get any sleep?" Other than duh.

. Liz Truss omg cant believe he was also part of the anti-growth coalition babe!! SO right to get rid!!! 🙀🙀🙀🚮🚮🚮

I appreciate not everyone is a massive nerd. So I'm going to attempt to explain what just happened in parliament. Because it is BEYOND batshit levels of foot-shooting by Team Truss. /1

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

BREAKING 🚨 | The new Conservative Minister for Work and Pensions called for women's maternity leave rights to be SLASHED.

The British public voting for Matt Hancock to do every Bushtucker Trial x

no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this

If I had a penny for every nurse that is perfectly competent and capable but feels burnt out and inadequate I'd have enough money that they wouldn't need to strike tbh

I would encourage lawyers to apply for this experience. I had no COP experience but Gavin Knox took a chance on me and I now love this area of work.

Me: *search my symptoms on google* Google:

If you're shocked by seeing CPR on a twenty four year old athlete, try seeing it done on a ninety two year old because the family reversed the patient's DNR

100% this

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