"what do you want to be for halloween" i want to be fingered until i cum

this facebook post kinda chewed

damn

posting this for him 🫶

Unpopular opinion: Women also spend money on men but they don't make noise like men

What do you mean I need to leave my house to make friends

Every day I am in awe of how bad product packaging is. Every lotion bottle leaves 1/4 of the product in the bottom???

Let’s #ElectrifyEverything. I pledge to electrify all the things in my life — and help make the case to electrify America. rewiringamerica.org

i called 911 this morning because my period cramps were so bad that i was going in and out of consciousness and the male EMT told me it was “probably just a UTI” 🫠

first date idea: i wash ashore

we're not fuck buddies we're super smash bros

Sexuality too fluid for these labels if we being completely honest. Like what are we even doing rn

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary (no I don’t)

I rode the bullet train in Japan and I can’t stop thinking about how badly the US needs fast trains

ladies, if you think it’s okay to post hot pics of yourself while you’re in a relationship… you’re correct keep them coming!! no one owns your body

*Emasculated* is such an interesting word because there's no female equivalent. Only a man can be robbed of something so arbitrary and societally-constructed as his masculinity.