Somehow found myself on the Richard Hammond side of TikTok and I’m not mad about it

Applications open for someone to see the vaccines with me and probably catfish after yesterdays post 🥲

Only really use twitter to see if anyone else is having technical issues on other socials or if I’m just thick (or getting hacked)

Decided to watch Barbie and the rest of One Day tonight and cried more at Barbie 🥲

Alexa just whispered at me wtf that was terrifying

Someone stop me from signing up to the London marathon ballot

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

Congratulations to shed 7 for there remarkable achievement respect LG x

people born in 2006 are 18 years old. very disturbing. you should be 8

Second Parkrun today and knocked 36 seconds off my first time 😭

#wallaceandgromit This single moment of tv was worth the licence fee alone.

Luke O’Nien is my new favourite person 😭 🦉

Football needs proper rivalries, it fuels the whole thing. Barry Bannan knows that 😅

Not Liam Palmer in goal 😭 what a time to be a Wednesday fan