Read this.

I had the weirdest political dream last night. November cannot come soon enough.

I took yesterday off to have a date with my husband and generally decompress, but I got work to do today. And I really like where this book is, so I'm genuintely happy to be back at it. Also, they bang soon. #AmWritingRomance

This fuckin' doorknob.

The way I would be on the news.

I keep getting these emails from Experien saying my credit usage to credit limit ratio is too high (because I charged a bunch of stuff on my recent vacay) and I should lower it NOT by paying down my credit cards, but by applying to raise my credit limit. I fucking hate it here.

Cold Hearted Rake, Book 1 of the Ravenels, is 99 cents. a.co/d/ajWFJnx

Just read a piece claiming to challenge decrim in NZ, platforming insights from 3 people who never worked as sex workers in the context of decrim in NZ. Having opinions on decrim does not mean you get to speak for those working in this context. That shouldn’t need to be said 🙄

I'm getting in an extra 2 hours of work today because it's curriculum night tonight up at school, and that gives me too little time to take a nap, so I'm fortifying with a 3rd diet Coke (don't y'all judge me) and plowing through. Then I'll go to bed at 8 o'clock.

For my extra words in today. Happy to report these two dorks have now banged it out and are on their way to their HEA. I am going to eat, take a shower, and go the fuck to bed.

this is the most fun I've had on twitter since the queen died

The scene I wrote last night.

I just searched Olivia Nuzzi’s name because I’d missed all that, then spent the next ten minutes laughing at all the tweets. Y’all are killing it out here.

I can’t stop laughing.

The way my carefully laid plans just keep getting un-laid.

Oh my GOD. I just tried to reference the goddamn Samsonite commercial from the 80s in this book. Remember the one where the gorilla beats up the suitcase? The one that's 40 years old? WHY AM I LIKE THIS.

It's a really nice day so my neighbors are enjoying their yards. The young ones are giggling and gossiping about their friends, and the mother-daughter duo (mom is 90s, daughter is 60s) are bitching about theirs.

I am unexpectedly in the eastern time zone it’s weird to see all of you awake this early.

Death is a motherfucker.

Put two zeros on the end of that for me.