eating a single burger has about 1,000 the emissions of a ChatGPT query

all done :)

phan is real?

sunrise in the hammock :)

Every 5 years or so someone in Valve's accounting department realizes they're one mistake away from accidentally becoming a bank so they do something really funny

I say again: Engagement in antisocial behaviors (like using speakerphone on a public bus) is, in most cases, an act of mini-conquest meant to intimidate. If those inconvenienced by the behavior remain silent, the malcontent wins through their submission. If they speak up, she

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

I hate DC halloween what do you mean you’re tradwife who should’ve been at the club

As expected, the rich begin to flee NYC in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s victory. Quote from one millionaire: “They traded me to Indianapolis bro it doesn’t have shit to do with that guy.”

It's beautiful

Women don’t get degrees to appeal to men like you, they get degrees to avoid ever being in a position where they’d have to marry a man like you. And that’s exactly why this pisses you off so much, her degree is a rejection of everything you are, it’s loudly proclaiming “I would

She could literally be a rude, angry woman from an awful family and it wouldn’t change the fact that she should not have been set on fire for the crime of riding a train

Leftists make excuses for China that they would never in a trillion years make for a Western country.

Mother— Philly hath fallen! Our ground assault broke the ranks of the Cheesesteak Militia with their muskets scattered like cheap bread in a losing wind. Let them squawk; by dawn my nailpolish shall be Kelly green, that they might recognize the color of their own undoing. —CW

As much as I adore Ilya Rozanov I cannot buy Heated Rivalry merch because even a fake Boston team is still a Boston team and I am nothing if not a hater above all

as I was saying…

He did the meme

And then we will have homeless encampments and life will get worse for everybody, including people in encampments. It's a choice. And anti camping laws have been enforced for over 30 years. It's not an Adams' thing.

Opinion: At 30, I’m tired of paying for your social security, when I won’t get any.