So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

BREAKING NEWS: The Met Office has issued a severe weather warning for December 25th stating that a thick cloud of Lynx Africa will cover the majority of the United Kingdom from around 8am onwards.

Charmed (1998-2006) had my toddler self fighting my big brother for the remote like my life depended on it

you’re telling me birds of a feather that went viral on EVERY platform and is still huge on charts to this day… didn’t win ANYTHING

there’s actually no way i stayed up until 5am to watch the #GRAMMYs and Billie won NOTHING, no rep TV, and taylor won NOTHING… wot.

when your ex’ best friend’s boyfriend (who she turned into a whole new person for) is so ugly you get jump scared all the time

mini eggs have no reason so be so good

me pretending i don’t care about the official agatha all along season 2 announcement so it happens faster:

finding out they weren’t really twins pissed me off for an entire year

sorry what’s all these green flies about i keep getting attacked

i feel so seen

how do i go about injecting coke zero into my veins???? asking for a friend x

“the customer is always right” not during my shift

the Lewis Capaldi tickets have been the hardest show I've ever tried to get tickets for... How am I still in the queue???

it only took 14 years but i finally got here ❤️ my absolute fave human Perrie HQ

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