It really cranks my hog to have a perfect playoff bracket

There’s almost nothing that feels as good as watching Vegas fall apart and lose!!!

I’m a big Matt Rempe fan

Turning off tough guy mode to go to Soft Blue Shimmer

“The hens are in the hen house clucking” - Scott describing himself yapping all day and me listening to him

Jane dropped scott off at my house and said “thank you for watching him today”. Im a babysitter

Sending voice memos with an extra surprise

OSHA would faint at the fairly unsafe lengths I go to fix things around my house

HUGE NEWS FOR GIRLS LIKE ME

Every day that the sun shines the closer I am to jumping into a lake and that is fixing me

The demons are summoning me (craving Taco Bell)

I think if you post a group photo and cover someone’s face with a clown emoji you should have to tell all of us what they did for the love of lore

Me vs the idiot bee that flew into my house and won’t leave even though I keep showing him the window

When friends send you “saw this and thought of you” mail 🥹

Trying to explain to my dog why I smell like another dog and realized I sound like a dude who just cheated on their girlfriend… “i didn’t mean to it just happened”

RATS ON THE ICE!!!

I relate to the men freakin out about getting asked about “prime Derrick Rose” it will always be too soon

Tonic immobility is crazy

Group chat has me making a costar and I have no idea what’s going on but I’m just happy to be here

All I’ll be doing for the foreseeable future is crying over draft call videos