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C.Parkinson

@hanlon5razor

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." Oscar Wilde

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McKenna & Carrick pulling the strings? What is it with you people & being persistently dense and obtuse? Many of you lot are in desperate need of a growth mindset. Constantly churning out the same brain-dead takes day after day, month after month & year after year.

McKenna & Carrick pulling the strings?

What is it with you people & being persistently dense and obtuse? 

Many of you lot are in desperate need of a growth mindset. 

Constantly churning out the same brain-dead takes day after day, month after month & year after year.
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” ― Lyndon B. Johnson Pic 4 for visual learners.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

― Lyndon B. Johnson

Pic 4 for visual learners.
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Is there a single left footed player who has a bad shot? It almost seems that every left footed player has an incredible shot on them.

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Remember when Sheringham popped his head out of whatever hole he was buried in to tell the nation that he hoped Rashford did not get his move to Barcelona because he did not deserve it? Yea, totally normal behaviour.

Remember when Sheringham popped his head out of whatever hole he was buried in to tell the nation that he hoped Rashford did not get his move to Barcelona because he did not deserve it?

Yea, totally normal behaviour.
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It’s always fascinated me when seeing topics like racism being discussed by those affected by it & the amount of people that suddenly become incredibly offended & defensive. Strange response to have.

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And this is why when people who are affected by racism talk about racism certain people become very offended and defensive. You don’t need more than a very basic understanding of psychology to know why that is.

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Of course Arsenal will probably win the league in a season where everyone is rubbish. There’s a reason they’ve never won the league back to back because they’re nothing more than a filler club.

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More importantly than anything else, they now have an English core: Saka, Rice and Eze. No surprise that city have been suffering since losing theirs and don’t get me started on us.

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Only because he was fortunate enough to get a crap Liverpool team who have lost 6/7 of their last premier league games and couldn’t hit a barn door to save their lives that day and yet were still the better team.

Only because he was fortunate enough to get a crap Liverpool team who have lost 6/7 of their last premier league games and couldn’t hit a barn door to save their lives that day and yet were still the better team.
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Ole game me something that not a single one of them could/did: The joy of having my club back; it’s values, traditions, standards, football style, etc. I’d happily trade every season of every manager post SAF for Ole’s 2 seasons.

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Maturity is realising that every philosopher is just basically waffling and that philosophy is nothing more than a waste of time.

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Bellingham, Rice, Caicedo & Haaland are all first names on their respective clubs’ teamsheets. So much so, you can’t imagine a single one of those teams without said players on the pitch. Ole wanted & pushed for every single one of them and was DENIED them by the club.

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It’s all fun and games until you remember this guy’s brother, and his cousin chased down a black teenager and beat him to death with an ice axe. The final blow was so vicious that it penetrated 2 inches into his skull. A degenerate human being.