It’s impossible to choose a favorite overall, but the one I say to myself the most is “I love you, Dr. Zeus!” at the end of Planet Of The Apes musical It’s got a great delivery and it’s completely nonsensical since they are enemies from the start to finish of the movie

I have anxiety about dealing with issues with companies and I just had the fastest and easiest time with PlayStation text chat so I wanted to give a shout out online. I changed the tier of my PS+ and got a refund for the difference in about 5 minutes. No fuss at all

Let's hear it for Michael Biehn! Any fans?

Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) Michael Biehn played NAVY SEALS officer in three movies during the years 1989-1996. The Abyss, The Rock and...Damn! What was the third one called again...

The Irish are always Dublin down in blackjack

Vaccines. Pfft. Everyone knows candy cigarettes are what cause autism.

Did not see this plot twist coming

Classification of your mom

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This is wild

Winner. Bang up fucking whatever.

More like S’Miles O’Brien

Riker on surveillance

Yes, I know I can identify with being thrust into being Captain America

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree falls away from them

My Super Bowl party is -

I wouldn’t know it’s the Superbowl except except there’s this circus mallet hitting me in the head and there’s a bullhorn in my ear telling me it’s the Superbowl

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Here I was thinking that the point of gallows humor was morbid jokes at inappropriate times

Im really high and watching that movie where Kevin Costner sails around on a catamaran I like the bit where he shoves a girl into the water, “she can’t swim!” In this waterworld some people never learn to swim. In water.